Dear Mrs. BonJovi,
You don't know me, but I know all about you. Ya see, I spent the night with Jon the night before last, and I just thought you should know. He was a perfect gentleman, and although I tried to seduce him, he stayed true to you.
You are married to an amazing man, and while I'm a huge Bon Jovi fan, I have a deeper respect for the man that loves his wife.
Many women get letters telling of their husbands escapades, I thought you might like to know that you have something special. And believe me, I tried. He pushed me away when I tried to kiss him and pulled away when I tried to undo his pants. He was so drunk I thought he'd be easy, but I was wrong. He kept talking about you, he kept saying your name and how he had to get home to you. So, even though he may look guilty or maybe you think he's guilty, he's not.
When I came up with the idea to send you this message, at first I wanted to be hurtful, because what woman doesn't want to be with Jon? I thought maybe I could break you up, but upon recalling that night, there is no way anyone could get this man to cheat on you. He loves you, Dorothea. He loves you 100%. With all that he has and all that he is.
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I would like to thank you for that reading.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD! And with HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really!!!!!!!!!! Anybody else would of been fine but not her!!!!!!!!!!! You could of said Beth and I would of been fine with that!!! I hope Monica pops her one right in the mouth!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteRut row...... Wrong Mrs Bongiovi!
ReplyDeleteRut roh! Jon has got his women mixed up..lol. Cant wait for next chapter.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck ???????
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